Here at Lightning Rooster Productions, we believe in good old fashioned (Latin) American capitalism, just like our hero Fernando, and that means offering quality goods to satisfy our loyal customer's demand!

We've heard you, and are so excited to announce the new funding goal for the first piece of Tropicali DLC:

The Good Ending!

Want to carelessly knock up every girl without negative consequence? Absolutely!

Tired of having magical romantic evenings, only for the women to walk off into the ocean in the morning? We can fix that!

Hot girls getting your vibes down with dumb talk of "monogamy", "boundaries" and "expectations"? Forget about it!

Want to bang your [REDACTED] in her [REDACTED] with your [REDACTED] without shooting a [REDACTED]? Landladies and roommates everywhere will be jealous of the pageant hedonism!

That's right, you too can have the ending you've already seen before in every game you've already played!

All this AND MORE for the low, low price of getting our Patreon account to $10k/month!

You heard that correctly! When we hit $10,000 per month on our page, we'll make the good ending available for everyone* for FREE!**

So what are you waiting for?! The ending of your dreams is in your grasp, all you have to do is reach out and grab it!

Get the Tropicali Good Ending today!

*Everyone meaning all patrons

**Patrons meaning all paid patrons